[as usual, screened from the Envies]

Dearest Elysia,

I miss you so much.  I miss your smile, your endless energy, your laugh, your cuteness... everything about you.  But most of all, I miss you.  Photographs are wonderful, but they're no replacement.

I promise, when I return home - which I will, presumed dead or not - I'll bring you and Gracia out of the country.  We'll leave Amestris together, start a new life where no one will find us unless we want them to.  Until then, be strong and wait for me, okay?

Your loving father,
Maes Hughes

[Screened from OU Envy and AU Envy]

Warden, I would like to question the standards that the thing that brings people here has, if it decides to bring two of him in.  I can ignore one, simple.  Two isn't so easy.

This is getting more than worrisome.  He never said anything in response to my last message, I haven't found a trace of him yet even though I've been looking all over the place, and yet we'd know if he'd been sent home...

Roy, where are you?  If you can read this message, please respond somehow!

[Screened from the Fullmetal Alchemist cast because he doesn't feel like worrying Roy needlessly]

...Geeze, some creatures have some nerve, don't they.  I mean, here I am, trying to cross the Commons.  Invisibly, mind you, so as to not draw attention to myself.  And it wasn't as though I was even thinking of attacking that Entropi thing - someone needs to live to tell the tale, after all.

But I was just going to go around the perimeter, see if there was anyone who needed help getting to the Arena, when out of nowhere, the thing sends a bolt of energy at me!  Blasted me right at my shoulder, too - it was worse than what Lust did that time, and she sharpens her nails to relieve her boredom.

My arm's regenerating now, so it's not like I need any help or anything, but that hurt.

[slight coughing]

I know I'm just restating the obvious, but this place stinks worse than -

[static]

- hard to do.

Hmm.  The snow outside my window is green, and it tastes like kiwi.

Interesting.

It seems as though this "Glaceon" thing I've been transformed into is some kind of elemental creature thing.  Earlier, I sneezed, and somehow I managed to produce a beam of light that froze a chair solid.  (Of course, I couldn't stop the beam and it wound up freezing the table as well before the cuff shocked me...)

It was interesting, to say the least.

I wonder what Elysia would think of this form... I bet she'd find it cute.

((ooc: And with practice comes... fewer spelling errors~!))

[type-written clumsily]

Thjis is wstrange.  WSould someone pledase explain whyh I seedm to have transfcormed into some kiknd of blue... rabbikt-like foxs?  And whuy I only seemk to be abled to say thikngs like "Glay"?